Nincompoop your Vegetable Garden!

"Mulch on my vegetable garden?  You have got to be kidding me!!"  No kidding, Nincompoop on your vegetable garden!  Use Nincompoop on your veggie garden this year, reap all the benefits of a wood-free, weed-free, weed-resistant, organic mulch all season and simply till it in at the beginning of next year's growing season!  Don't worry, unlike any other mulch, Nincompoop completely decomposes into nutrient-rich "Black Earth" in one growing season!  Nincompoop is the perfect vegetable garden mulch! Perfect you say?  Nincompoop is weed-resistant, it retains moisture, and it regenerates the nutrients in your earth! 

Weed Resistance:  Let's face it, nobody wants weeds in his/her garden; they rob valuable nutrients from your vegetable plants and look terrible!  As with your flower gardens, apply Nincompoop on your prepared garden (make sure your seeds and transplants are planted in the earth) 3-4 inches thick, water your garden very well as Nincompoop absorbs three-times its weight in water, and just enjoy your weed-free gardening!

Retains Moisture:  All plants need water to grow; all gardeners know this, however with more and more summer drought conditions (and municipal watering restrictions) Nincompoop will help your earth retain its moisture!  Remember, Nincompoop retains three-times its weight in moisture...it is a moisture sponge; so when your neighbours' gardens are all dry and cracked, your garden will be moist and still growing!

Regenerates Nutrients:  Basic science says that the roots of any plant draws nutrients out of the growing medium (earth) to grow the plant and develop fruit.   During the growing season, your earthworms feed on Nincompoop and the worms regenerate the earth throughout the season as they change Nincompoop into rich "Black Earth" which is bursting with nutrition for your garden vegetables!  Farmers have spread manure on their fields for ever.  This process returns nutrition to the depleted earth after the crop harvest.  With your using of Nincompoop you get the benefits of natural, old-world gardening without the "country fresh scent!"
 
So, Nincompoop your vegetable garden this year, you will get all these benefits and will have gorgeous nutrient-rich "Black Earth" to start next year!  All you will have to do is till the top layer of "Black Earth" to evenly blend it into your existing earth to have even bigger and better vegetables next year! 

Nincompoop is the perfect garden mulch...even for your vegetable garden!